Rescuing Alexa

Scott: Siri, why did you kill Terry Pratchett?
Jet [GM]: *snarfs*
Kris: You made the GM snarf….vegetables?

Jet [GM]: Laurel drops her hands.
Morgan: I pick them up and give them back to her. I do not reveal that I have noticed she is not real.

Mark: Why are you taking my name in vain?
Damien: You’re still not god! According to your own secret diaries! Which we all read!
Kris: …religiously.

Kris: If I have a choice between C3P0 or Jar-Jar Binks I’m in Jar-Jar’s camp.
Jet [GM]: If I have a choice between C3P0 or Jar-Jar Binks I’m jumping in the sarlacc.
Roberto: If I have a choice between C3P0 or Jar-Jar Binks I’m unsubscribing from the dating site.