Kris’ Pioneer Valley by Night Quotes

Flows-Like-Time, to Ilahn: Well, I didn’t think you were going to ask me for a date.

Ilahn, to Rachel: Do you see that street out there? There are a lot more just like it in this city!

Larry, explaining attitude to Maria: You should be blessed to be in my presence.

Nate: Is it Sunday yet?

Nate: Save vs. buildings

Nate: I’m sorry Kris, but your hand is not a dry-erase board

Doug: What happens when vampires lose all their humanity?
Maria: They become supervisors.

Doug: …And the player characters will join #13 and #15, in doing nothing

Kris [GM], demonstrating the true horror of a Valley Girl BSD: Like, look, you know. Ultimate Evil!

Ilahn and Rachel, on sharpshooting: You want to learn firearms? Do you have a dot in melee? There, now you know how to use a gun.

Flows-Like-Time: Oh, and I want to cleanse my jewel too.
Kris [GM]: Hold on, I have to think about that for a moment.

Hikaru showing Flows-Like-Time how ferocious he is: Okay, it was really small, but I STILL had teeth.

Flows-Like-Time: This might be really cool — Owl says something really bad might happen!

Doug, trying to show Nate how witty he is: Wait, why do you want to be fixed?

Kris [GM]: Werewolves like cookies.

Jon: I usually get permission when I ask.

Kris [GM]: What sense are you increasing?
Larry: My Perception.

Rachel, attempting to get thrown out of the Black Furies: I’ll make you come, don’t worry.

Rachel: I did something bad.
Ilahn: …. But I thought that was my job?

Rachel: …But I didn’t insult George. Well, maybe once or twice. But not recently!

Kris [GM]: April is off that way, with Flows-like-Time. We have to go do April!

Ihlan, on the RECEIVING end of a pounce, for once: Umm… er… hi?

Ihlan, winking: Hey, we’ve got the inside track on Owl…

Rachel: Is he still between my legs?

Ihlan, on diplomacy: Are you close by? Should we kill you again, or something?

Rachel, after spending a *wonderful* night in Flows-like-Time’s bed: …. Hmmm… Maybe I should stay in his bed more often.

Maria: I don’t have any etiquette – I only have intelligence
Kris [GM]:…And obviously not much of that

Rachel: I’m a Black Fury Ahroun – that’s all the etiquette I need.

Nate, on Fashion: Lupus don’t know they’re not tuxedos!

Adam, as he and Kris [GM] head to the bedroom: Kris, remember that question I had about performance…?

Kris [GM]: …It’s much like any other zoo you’ve been to.
Ihlan and Flows-Like Time, in concert: But I’ve never been to a zoo!