Keith [GM]: You do have an arrow sticking out of your shoulder.
Michael: Does that actually affect me in any way?
Jason: So I rolled 20 in unnatural damage.
John: I’d like to check this purse, this bag, and this string of bandits.
Genessy: He seems competent enough.
Singingdragon: Or at least not less competent than the rest of you.
Jason: Oooh, chicken stuffed with broccoli? That would be really good if you stuffed it into a turkey.
Keith [GM][as NPC]: Why would anyone want to hide such beauty as yours?
Gryella: What? Are you talking to the dwarf?
Larry: Purrr. purrrrrr. purrrrrrrr. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Jason, John, and Kris: KHAN!!!!!!!
Michael: Honor purge! Honor purge! You’re pretty close to it anyway.
Aelana: You have Loot: Basic??
Keith [GM]: Isn’t that what they did with Pascal?
Michael: Awwww. Oh, wait! 49!! I was reading [my dice] backwards!
Keith [GM]: Count Aruk Thalin…
Larry: The Poor. I cut his purse.