Kris: So what does the meta-magic rod of extend lesser do?
Jared: Helps Xenin in the bedroom.
Jared: I’m not saying you *need* help in the bedroom. It would help anyone in the bedroom.
Pete [GM]: You do you things.
Meta-Xenin: No, really. I do Birch. I don’t have to do my own thing anymore.
Robin: Oh, hi, Enelya. Did you have a good evening?
Enelya: Pretty good. Not going to ask about yours.
Robin: I had a good evening. Thanks for asking.
Pete [GM]: This is not the players vs. the GM.
Jared: No? I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.
Robin: We went to Monitor, we got knighted, we got poisoned, tried to get assassinated.
Robin: I think I can take a cut in pay for saving the world.
Kris: So what happens while I’m sitting here being bespelled by my beloved? Do I even notice Robin walking in?
Pete [GM]: No.
Jared: Robin probably doesn’t notice Robin walking in. I was in the street, now I’m in a bar. Ale!
Robin: You put it there, Goddess of Death, and people are like, OMG! Or rather, Oh My Not My God!
Roland: Conjuration, illusion, illusion?
Pete [GM]: We’ll take things that Gaulrog can’t cast for 400, Alex.
Meta-Xenin: Don’t kill the girls! Girls are fun to watch!
Pete [GM]: Yes they are!
Pete [GM]: Single Guy.
Kris: She was talking to me!
Jared: Teenage mutant ninja salad…x2! Heroes in a salad bowl!
Kris: Salad power!
Jared: Lettuce power.
Pete [GM]: We are damage control today.
Roland: It’s 4th ed. damage.
Kris: It’s 4th ed. damage in a 3rd ed. world.
Jared: Illusion and conjuration!
Roland: Your treasure rolls suck. Sorta.
Jared: Every time you hit an ogre, silver comes out.